Category Archives: Humor

Never Ever Give Up (Remix)

By Kevin Danenberg | Published: October 25, 2007
One of my clients showed me a version of this today. This is one of those humorous sketches that’s been around for ages (see Google Image Search for others), but I’d never seen it before. Anyway, I loved the sentiment and wanted to find a bigger version that would fare well when printed. [...]
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This nearly gave me a British accent!

By Kevin Danenberg | Published: August 13, 2007
My Magic Shirt has been pretty dingy as of late, so I picked up a non-chlorine fabric whitener called Oxo Brite to restore its original brilliance. I tested it out on some old t-shirts first to make sure it was safe and that my skills were up to par. Satisfied with my trial run, I put [...]
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Thank goodness for cellphone cameras

By Kevin Danenberg | Published: June 8, 2007
Because you never know when there’s gonna be a giant H in the sky:
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Always find a parking spot

By Kevin Danenberg | Published: April 16, 2007
You know, sometimes it takes 45 or 90 minutes to find a parking spot in my neighborhood. This guy figured out the secret: Here’s the Smart Fortwo on Wikipedia. The Smart USA website says the car is coming to the US in 2008, and you can reserve one for $99. It promises 50 [...]
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Bradley. Bill Bradley.

By Kevin Danenberg | Published: March 7, 2007
Last night, I dreamt that Bill Bradley was James Bond.
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HELLO my name is

By Kevin Danenberg | Published: March 3, 2007
Last night we went to see Eric Lewis perform at the Rose Center of the Museum of Natural History. That is the big planetarium, so we enjoyed the concert amidst displays of methane molecules, radio galaxies, nuclear fusion, and a giant meteorite. I arrived via the C train at 81st Street and noticed the following [...]
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That’s Good Gnome!

By Kevin Danenberg | Published: December 16, 2006
This is what I had for dinner tonight. Mmm…thank you, Zen Palate! Filet of Gnome
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Balloons, Board Games, Birds, and Box Office Hits

By Kevin Danenberg | Published: November 23, 2006
It’s not often that you get past a security checkpoint with a Kermit the Frog invitation, but that’s exactly how Jen and I got to her retired co-worker’s Macy’s parade balloon inflation party. He lives right on the corner of 81st Street and Central Park West, one of the streets where they fill the [...]
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Celebrity Lookalikes No. 2

By Kevin Danenberg | Published: November 2, 2006
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