Category Archives: Humor

Baritone Army Photo Gallery

By Kevin Danenberg | Published: November 23, 2010
On Saturday, October 30th, 2010, Stefan Zeniuk’s Baritone Army waged war against the vile tranquility of Prospect Park. These are photos I took during the mission. My previous entry featured a video documentary shot by Search & Restore’s Adam Schatz. In Low Notes We Trust Over the last five or six years, most of my [...]
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Baritone Army Park Slope Newsreel

By Kevin Danenberg | Published: November 4, 2010
Here’s some fresh footage of the Baritone Army’s conquest of Park Slope last weekend. I was honored to serve in three missions over the weekend, including the Halloween Parade. Our commander Stefan Zeniuk saw to it that I was properly armed with the infamous Flame-O-Phone, sans its propane-fueled "bass destruction", of course. We [...]
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Flame-O-Phone Video

By Kevin Danenberg | Published: February 20, 2010
My friend Stefan rigged an old bari sax to shoot five feet of propane-fueled flame from the bell! This video of a test run is making it’s rounds on the internet: You need to a flashplayer enabled browser to view this YouTube video Check out Stefan’s account at Introducing: The Flame-O-Phone!.
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Sunday Afternoon Nerd Mashup Fest

By Kevin Danenberg | Published: September 20, 2009
Star Trek Meets Monty Python! I love it. Well done! You need to a flashplayer enabled browser to view this YouTube video Star Trek A-Team. This is just a seque… You need to a flashplayer enabled browser to view this YouTube video …into Han Solo, P.I.! Here is the side-by-side comparison. It’s [...]
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Smac Talk

By Kevin Danenberg | Published: January 3, 2009
My second movie. A rather obvious spoof…
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Secret Lab

By Kevin Danenberg | Published: January 2, 2009
I love it! "If you can type, you can make movies…" I discovered this through Will Hines’ blog. Check out some of the other movies on Xtranormal.com. And I made my own:           Go make a movie! (I suggest you create an account before starting a movie. It’s just easier.)
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Frenemies

By Kevin Danenberg | Published: December 9, 2008
My former eighth grade lab partner has quite a Facebook status following.  Five minutes of consecutive posts.  Pretty funny. Oh wow…there are seven more posts since I started writing this. But it seems to get personal, so I’ll just leave it at that…
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Tony Blair, no fare!

By Kevin Danenberg | Published: April 23, 2008
This story reminded me of my first day in London in 1989:  Blair ‘caught riding without a ticket’ Actually, the situation was totally different with my friend Ed and me.  We were on a high school trip and the first day they let us loose for the afternoon with very little in the way of instruction [...]
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One sandwich to rule them all

By Kevin Danenberg | Published: December 16, 2007
Today I had an irrepressible craving for a veggie sub with oil, vinegar, and pepper.  So I went to the local market and procured the finest ingredients: 2 veggie patties 1 organic tomato 1 organic romaine lettuce heart 1 organic cucumber organic sliced dill pickles sliced Spanish black olives loaf of bakery fresh rye bread organic spicy mustard nayonnaise organic apple cider vinegar extra virgin olive [...]
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Tuvok Express

By Kevin Danenberg | Published: November 20, 2007
How many of you have ridden the A train and encountered the conductor that sounds like Tuvok from Star Trek: Voyager? I recorded these clips on my cellphone. Compare them with the real Tuvok: Tuvok Conductor 1  Tuvok Conductor 2  The Real Tuvok  There’s an essence of "true New York" here that will fade when more of the modern [...]
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