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Size of BP Oil Spill Compared to Your Home

The website If It Was My Home has an interactive map that superimposes the current size of the BP oil disaster over your home. This lets you visualize the grand scale of the spill against a geographic reference that you can relate to. It’s updated daily.

My map shows the spill as of July 6, 2010 as if it had occurred in New York City:

Size of BP Oil Spill over New York region

From Springfield, MA all the way to Cleveland, OH — that’s shocking! It makes a big difference visualizing the disaster in this fashion, rather than trying to imagine some vast swath of ocean. What would the enviromental impact be on land if some toxin permeated such a vast area? Is the ocean any different?

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Upcoming Gig – The BlackTails – Harrisburg Jazz Fest – Jul 4

I figure everyone’s got plans and/or will be nowhere near Harrisburg, PA this weekend, but I’m playing with The BlackTails at the 2010 Harrisburg Jazz and Multi-Cultural Festival. It’s going to be a long day, driving out and hitting and driving back. I lived near Harrisburg from 4th to 6th grade, so it should be fun and a little weird to be back after all these years. We’re going to rock some "spy" jazz, which seems timely given the recent Russian spy ring bust!

THE BLACKTAILS
Sunday, July 4, 2010
2010 Harrisburg Jazz and Multi-Cultural Festival
HighMark Blue Shield Jazz Stage
see map
3:00pm - 5:00pm
Harrisburg, PA

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Upcoming Gig – Reid Stowe 1,000 Days at Sea Return Party – Jun 20

I’ve got a really cool gig coming up this Sunday with TSS YUKONAUGHTICA and friends! Seafaring adventurer Reid Stowe returned to New York City today from his record-setting 1,152 day ocean voyage. His journey was intended to simulate the theoretical 1,000+ day voyage from Earth to Mars. Sunday’s show is a welcome back party and fundraiser for Reid, and we’ll be returning to the stage at Pier 66 accompanied by an aerialist and belly dancers.

At the last Pier 66 event, Reid attended via the big screen with a pre-recorded message for guests. I’m looking forward to meeting him in person this time!

TSS YUKONAUGHTICA at Pier 66

TSS YUKONAUGHTICA onstage at Pier 66

TSS YUKONAUGHTICA
Sunday, June 20
Pier 66 Maritime – 6:00pm -9:00pm
Foot of West 26th Street & Hudson River
Plus belly dancing & aerialist
Fundraiser for Reid Stowe and welcome back party after 1,000 days at sea!
$20 donation at the door; cash bar.
New York, NY

Gigs are always listed on my Upcoming Performances page.


Related links:

http://1000days.net/
http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2010/jun/17/sailor-reid-stowe-record-voyage
http://www.boats.com/boat-content/2010/06/comprehending-reid-stowe-his-various-purposes/
http://www.waterfrontalliance.org/events/2010/06/20/fund-raiser-welcome-home-party-red-stowe-1000-days-sea

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Let the Fans Vote on Perfect Game

So here’s what I would have told Bud Selig if he made that 3 AM call to me Wednesday night for advice on how to handle the situation surrounding the blown call that cost Armando Galarraga a perfect game.  Okay, even if Bud would have called me, he probably would have waited til 10 AM or so.  But I would have been up…  Or send me an e-mail.  Or hint at communication via an indirect tweet.  Just please don’t Facebook poke me, Mr. Selig…

But he did not call. I am not one of his inner circle of trusted advisors, nor do I pretend to have such qualifications. So this hypothetical conversation would have been a monologue to my dial tone at best:

You’ve got people clamouring all over the world to use your divine Commissionerly powers to reverse the call and grant the kid his perfect game.  In over 135 years of Major League Baseball history, there’s only been 20 officially recorded.  So it’s not like implementing instant replay is gonna help out Galarraga for when he pitches his next one!  (If he does throw another, then perhaps we need to put a little more pep in hitters’ post-steroid diets…)  Point is, Galarraga worked an incredible outing, the dream of every pitcher’s career, and all you have to do is sprinkle a fistfull of Commissioner Dust to grant him credit for it!

Curt Schilling makes a spot on compelling case in his ESPN article for reversing the call.  Then again, Hal Bodley’s column praises Selig’s ultimate decision to let the call stand, which in vague statements seem to have been based on the integrity of the game, countless ramifications, blah blah blah…  Yes, if it were me, I’d reverse the call, but I understand why the Commissioner would not want to do so.

Okay, so people want you to reverse the call.  Other people will stand behind your decision to let the call stand, if you so decide.  You’re expected to decree one way or the other.  Well, let’s think outside the batter’s box here…  Either way, you’re not changing the outcome of the game.  You’d erase, at most, one hit and the following at bat.  I know you’re really keen on playing protector of the game and all its sacred rules, but when all is said and done, it’s just a game.  Games are supposed to be fun, and we’re all feeling pretty icky right now.  So you don’t want to be the one to open some Pandora’s Box of calling into question every past play or future play with any degree of officiational slop.  Fine.  Where does it start?  Where does it stop?  But, look, you’re still in charge.  It starts and stops where you says it does!  Here’s my proposed solution in the "best interests of baseball"…

I’m not sure Bud has the time for these kinds of long-winded phone calls.  But I’m long-winded.  Even when typing.

Let the fans decide!  Not every decision needs to be made with the wave of a royal sceptre.  This is a game, and it’s fun for the fans, and it can be made even more fun for the fans if you give us an opportunity to clear away this icky feeling Wednesday’s game has left in all of us.

The saving grace as been Galarraga’s and Joyce’s superlatively classy handling of the situation, which has given us at least some warm fuzzies to grasp onto.

And, you know, there is still plenty of debate whether overturning the call would be good or bad for the game, so you never know what fans will decide.  But the brilliance of this move would be that it would draw fans closer into the game, perhaps attract more fans.  In contrast, making a yea or nay ruling doesn’t really provide any meaningful interaction.  Hey, fan voting works for American Idol — why not America’s pasttime?

With the All-Star Game coming up, you’ve got the perfect forum for implementing a vote.  Seventh-inning stretch, fans text in their votes in using their cell phones.  The resulting poll decides whether to overturn the call and grant Galarraga a perfect game, or let the call stand as officiated.  Heck, this even gives fans a reason to stay tuned to the game, even if it’s a blowout, or all their favorite players have already completed their appearances.

I wouldn’t need to translate that as revenue to Mr. Selig.

Is this going to instigate some horrible precedent that will ruin the game of baseball?  I really don’t think so.  A blown call on the 27th out of a perfect game?  That’s happened ONCE in the history of baseball, and no one alive will likely see it again.  This solution does not really get the Commissioner into the business of overturning plays and whatnot, so there’s no worry of a man-made Earth-eating black hole here.  If such an issue is solved by a big to do involving fan voting during the All-Star game, it seems highly unlikely that it would be abused. And with a greater role of instant reply being considered as a result of this, it’s possible that we won’t find ourselves in this situation in the future. This is a ONE-TIME action for ONE EVENT that did not determine the outcome of a game or series.

Fans happy.  Integrity of the game preserved.  Commissioner, with a stroke of brilliant leadership, looks like a freakin’ genius.  Galarraga (probably) gets his rightfully-deserved perfect game, and if he doesn’t, it’s because the fans spoke after careful consideration and with settled emotions during the All-Star Break.  So even if no perfect game is granted, Selig saves face by allowing us to decide and needn’t bloody his hands.

Seems like a perfect solution to me.  Why not? Has Lee MacPhail weighed in on this controversy? Seeing as he already set a relevant precedent in a game that DID affect the outcome of a game?

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But Beautiful Instant Recording Session

Here’s the video and recording from a session I played on Tuesday with the TSS Yukonaughtica crew. Guitarist Todd Colburn is creating a series of weekly recordings each recorded, mixed, edited, and released within 24 hours. I enjoyed the honor of participating in this week’s East Village basement recording of "But Beautiful":

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Lovely vocals by Tomomi Sakiyama. The session itself was "fast and loose" by necessity of the turnaround time. No rehearsal. Laid down the sax solo over live drums, bass, guitar, and click track. Cords dangling every which way… Reminded me of this excerpt from the Cult of Done Manifesto:

Laugh at perfection. It’s boring and keeps you from being done.

This project is still pretty new, so I’ll post more info when it’s available.

TSS Yukonaughtica will be playing at Pier 66 on Sunday, June 20th in one incarnation or another. Details to be announced.

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Space Shuttle Atlantis Launch Videos

It’s been over 30 years since I carried lunch to school with a Space Shuttle Enterprise Lunch Box, but the launch videos are still incredibly exciting to watch. This is an HD video of Atlantis‘ second to last mission STS-129. (Kudos to the commentator for using the term penultimate.)

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Today, Atlantis launched on it’s final voyage. Here’s the video:

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Sad to see it go without a viable replacement. I never saw a launch in person, but I did see Columbia cruising by like star in the night sky once. Also saw Challenger on the launch pad a week or so before the disaster because we happened to be in Florida that week.

A couple other relics from the Shuttle Age are my IBM ThinkPad 760XD, one of the first modern laptops certified for long-term space flight. I logged many hours on this machine coding away at the Guggenheim, but it is sadly defunct. I’m hoping I still have the Space Shuttle Operators Manual somewhere in storage. It is full of delicious schematics and checklists.

So enjoy Atlantis‘ last mission before heading off to museum life. Discovery and Endeavour are scheduled for their last missions in September 2010. Hopefully, they enjoy a better retired life than the Soviet Buran shuttles. (Google for a fascinating diversion…)

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Blues #1

I stole the title of this post from a tune wrote in 1997, but really it’s about my first softball game with The Blues at Central Park today.

Everyone from last year’s team Heroes bailed this year, so I hit up Sean Taylor for a spot on his squad. These guys play all the time in several leagues, so I put a bit of pressure on myself to not suck, which I shouldn’t have. Overall, it wasn’t such a bad debut. Everybody was getting the cobwebs out from the offseason, and everyone was cool and having fun without any attitudes.  They were supportive and willing to talk softball advice.

I got myself a bit psyched up for my first at-bat, and it didn’t go well.  Two runners on, nobody out, I wanted to do something good.  I layed off an inside and low pitch that was called a strike.  Second pitch looked like a big fat cookie, but I overdid my swing and took the sloppiest hack ever.  Third pitch was belt high and way inside, but I got rung up on it.  It was a lame at-bat, but really I should have gotten some more cuts in with a normal strike zone.  More importantly, I shouldn’t have gotten all hyped up.

Second at-bat, also with two on, I decided to step away from the plate more.  If the ump was going to call those strikes, I wanted them where I could handle them.  Also, with the zone so big, the whole wait for your pitch strategy wasn’t working out so well.  So I decided to swing at whatever I could put a good swing on.  That came in the form of a flattish pitch down the middle which I punched on the ground into center for a single.  Unfortunately, we weren’t able to capitalize on the bases loaded.

Defensively, I played short center for five of seven innings.  My first play was a hard liner to my right side that I had to run down.  I hesitated slightly, which cost me two inches of glove that I should have nailed it with.  An embarrassing play to open up with, but they were cool about it.  Second was a roping looper that I grabbed on the run.  I was happy about a last-minute adjustment that got me to the ball.  After that where two routine flies that I was easily in position for.  Getting better at reading the ball, and my running is a lot better than last season, partly due to dropping 25 lbs!

It was a close, low-scoring game and we needed one run to tie in the 7th.  I was due up sixth in the inning and was in a good position to contribute a tying or winning RBI.  Alas, with 2 runners on, I watched the final grounder to third from the on-deck circle.  I believe 4-5 was the final score.

Altogether, it was a pretty good game against last season’s championship winner.  Best of all — no new abrasions!  Looking forward to next week’s game.

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Facebook’s lame profile interests overhaul

Just because I don’t want a dog humping my leg doesn’t mean I’m not a dog person.  Likewise, I enjoy Facebook, but I don’t want Mark Zuckerberg humping my leg.  That’s the feeling I got today when my Facebook profile prompted me to convert my listed interests into links to Pages.  This article explains the back story pretty well.

Previously, you were free to list whatever interests, movies, books, etc. you wanted in freeform text.  Typically, a comma-delimited list, but you could use semi-colons, linebreaks, smilies, a huge run-on word, it did not matter.  You could type in morse code if you wanted.  Freedom is a wonderful thing.  Each item would turn into a hyperlink that would list others with that same interest (a fruitless search if you typed in nonsense, but no one used this anyway…)

usb humping dog

I develop databases for a living.  While I wish the joys of freedom upon everyone, I do know that if you want to collect useful data, you need to restrict data entry somehow.  For instance, if you want to collect addresses, you’d dig yourself an expensive hole to parse your way out of if you offer users a freeform text field to type their entire address into.  Instead, you create a couple fields for street address, a field for city, a field for state/province, and so forth.  Taking things further, you limit states/provinces to a list of valid choices.  The point is if you want to do anything with that data, you need it to be clean.  You can’t have users enter a postal code of "I LIVE ON A CLOUD ~~~ LA LA LA".

We all freely use and enjoy Facebook.  We know that in order for Facebook to provide this service at no cost to its users, they must generate revenue with ads and marketing.  I am not naive about that, nor am I super secretive about my interests (heck, I host my own website and fill it with personal musings for the entire internet to read!)  There is, however, a line that may be crossed that is the difference between playing frisbee with your dog on the beach and your used car salesman’s dalmatian mounting your knee and going to town.  In Facebook land, that line is crossed when I can no longer list "Tuning into NPR with a robotic lobster" as an interest, and am forced to conform en masse to data-minable community page links, where we are nothing but atoms in the crystal lattice of Facebook’s analytic marketscape.

So I deleted my Facebook account, right?  Of course not.  I keep in touch with lots of people this way, and have reconnected with many people I probably would not have otherwise.  But I did remove all my interests.  It’s just not fun to list them there anymore.  I list plenty of information about myself here on this website, and it is spidered and tracked by Google and Bing and Yahoo and probably the NSA.  I don’t care about that.  Like Frank Sinatra, I can do it my way.  Mark Zuckerberg can subscribe to my RSS feed and track me to his heart’s content.  The whole point is that while I choose to share some of my personal information online, I am still in charge of it.  To have it co-opted and abused is dehumanizing and leg-humpy.  That’s not fun.

I may be in a minority of people who actually care about this stuff.  How often is criticism like this dismissed with statistics about "most users" preferences?  That’s fine.  However, within my own skin lies a dictatorship, and it has thusly decreed my opinion.

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Welcome Back, Softball!

Whitey Ford Field AerialYesterday, I played my first softball since last August, and boy am I sore! The fine folks of the Magnet Theater reserved time at Whitey Ford Field, a baseball-sized field right on the waterfront in Astoria.

Everyone was really cool and had a super fun time. We finished the first game early, so played another. I got to play third base for the first time ever. It’s a really fun position with lots of action, though I admit I was a bit of a sieve. My shoulder is still a bit tender from last summer’s dislocation, and you have to move your glove around really fast. But with practice, I think I could get pretty good there. The throw to first was no problem at all.

Also pitched two innings of Game 1. First inning was scoreless, and I even got a strikeout (though I can’t really take credit for somebody swinging and missing at three meatballs). We didn’t have an umpire, so the rule was you get three swings to swing at whatever you like. The second inning was a bit rougher. I think they scored three runs, but I’m not sure exactly.

Game 1

The game was already in progress by the time I got to the field, so I was tacked onto the bottom of the lineup.

Single on a fly to right CF
Ground out to 3B (5-3)
Reached on fielder’s choice to 3B (3)

We lost something like 6-18.

The left field wall at Whitey Ford Field is really close and inviting. People were banging balls off it routinely, even one that went over into the East River. I tried to pull the ball in my last two at-bats, but every time I do that, I hit ground balls. That didn’t work out too well, so for the next game I went back to my usual game plan.

Game 2

Since the first game was so lopsided, we mixed up the teams for the second game. Played more third base this game, and then some right and center field. I batted in the lead spot with these results:

Double on line drive to right CF, later scored 1 R
Home Run to deep CF, 2 RBI, 1 R
Single on line drive to right CF
Double on ground ball to CF

I guess my shoulder is fine for batting! 4-for-4 and a triple away from the cycle! The home run was pretty sweet. Hammered to deep CF, almost caught, but it got by and careened off the wall into no-man’s land.

We won the second game 14-9.

Combined stats for the double-header:

5-for-7, 2 1B, 2 2B, 1 HR, 2 RBI, 2 R

I keep forgetting that the ground hurts. The dirt at this field is much coarser than in Central Park. I’ve got (another) skinned knee and a 2"x4" missing patch from my right forearm to prove it. Oh well, it was fun.

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Earth Day with The Lorax

The Lorax was one of my favorite top three books as a child, and I suspect played a large role in my interest in the environment as an adult. With Earth Day on my mind, I searched YouTube for The Lorax not expecting to find anything (someone keeps the Internet fairly scoured clean of Cat in the Hat text…), but I actually found this wonderful television version circa 1972:

View the 6-part playlist on YouTube

Here’s Part 1 of 6 to get you started:

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The narrator is Eddie Albert, who I know best as the photographer in one of my favorite films Roman Holiday. Earth Day shares it’s birthday, April 22nd, with Eddie Albert, who was a very active environmentalist . He spoke at the inaugural Earth Day ceremony in 1970! Wikipedia states "Despite rumors that Earth Day was designated to occur on Albert’s birthday, April 22, sources suggest that the date was coincidental."

The upbeat cartoon soundtrack by Dean Elliot seems incongruous with the sobering environmental reality we face today. Of course, this was intended for young audiences, as was the original book, first published in 1971. The tone of the television piece seems a bit silly now, yet the stark imagery of deforestation and industrial wasteland (Part 5 especially) is chilling and saddening in its Suess-styled, visionary accuracy.

I searched around for detailed statistics of forest cover throughout time, but it wasn’t easy to find useful information. I thought I’d find more readily available content. More data appears in the form of annual deforestation rates and snapshots of statistics taken out of context. Where’s the impact without a point of reference? Here’s an scary animation of deforestation on the island of Borneo. This site exploring reforestation possibilities has a very detailed downloadable map of historical and present global forest coverage. A sampling of tangible statistics I uncovered:

  • "Since 1600, 90% of the virgin forests that once covered much of the lower 48 states have been cleared away. Most of the remaining old-growth forests in the lower 48 states and Alaska are on public lands. In the Pacific Northwest about 80% of this forestland is slated for logging." [1]
  • "The loss of 26,000 sq km means almost a fifth of the entire Amazon has now been cleared." [2]
  • "Just one fifth of the world’s original forest cover remains in large tracts of relatively undisturbed forest." [3]

Forty years after the first Earth Day, and nearly as long since The Lorax was published, have we at all averted the grim future predicted by the Lorax? Or have we accelerated down that path? What will it take for humanity as a whole to start taking this stuff seriously? Environmental protection, biodiversity, sustainability, climate… Will our children read The Lorax not as a warning of the future, but as an explanation of the past?


  1. Global Deforestation, University of Michigan
  2. "Amazon destruction accelerating" by Steve Kingston, BBC News
  3. The World’s Forests from a Restoration Perspective
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