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• "This vehicle makes frequent stops" "Interceptor" #paradox #pickone #notgonnagiterdun #fb http://t.co/9i39LkqfOA June 11, 2013
• Made my own orthopedic insert that allowed me to run full speed yesterday by redirecting force to top of toes 2 & 3. #macgyver #fb June 10, 2013
• Ellsbury, Nava, Pedroia, Ortiz! #fb June 09, 2013
• I wonder if dyslexic Egyptians were still cool with reading? i mean, it was just pictures. #fb June 07, 2013
• Wanted to take a picture of the guy sharpening his machete on the curb, but he had a machete. #fb June 06, 2013
• Love getting a solid block of coding done without any interruptions. #workingatnight #fb June 06, 2013
• Wow, that FedEx guy had NO social skills! June 05, 2013